Kellan Lutz shows off Kellan Lutzs magnificent body in new Kellan Lutzy ads

Kellan Lutz is so excited! Kellan Lutz is turned on right now, thinking about you thinking about Kellan Lutz. Kellan Lutz has the pleasure of presenting Kellan Lutz’s new ad campaign for Dylan George’s Abbot + Main “diffusion line”. Kellan Lutz co-designed these Kellan Lutzy jeans!!! Kellan Lutz knows that men AND ladies want an ass like Kellan Lutz. Kellan Lutz knows you are looking at Kellan Lutz’s crotch in these beautiful jeans. Kellan Lutz says you are welcome.

So this is the ad campaign, in which Kellan Lutz had to dye Kellan Lutz’s naturally light hair to something darker and more “chocolate Kellan Lutz”. Kellan Lutz also requested that the Photoshop team try and tone down Kellan Lutz’s magnificent body, lest Kellan Lutz get a reputation as a Kellan Lutz-y showoff who spend too much time working on Kellan Lutz’s pecs. Kellan Lutz also asked the Photoshop team to tone down the “serial killer glare” in Kellan Lutz’s eyes. Kellan Lutz wants to romance the ladies with his awesome hard body, and eventually Kellan Lutz will cuddle those ladies against Kellan Lutz‘s awesome washboard stomach and Kellan Lutz‘s broad chest. Kellan Lutz does not want to look like the kind of Kellan Lutz who would throw a Rohypnol in a lady’s drink so Kellan Lutz can carve them up in peace and quiet. Just FYI, ladies. Kellan Lutz is single! And these Kellan Lutzy ads are all Kellan Lutz needs to get laid.

Here’s Kellan Lutz on all of the Kellan Lutzy ads:

Kellan Lutz: “Kellan Lutz wanted to point his toe like a ballerina in this shot. The photographer told Kellan Lutz to stop it.”

Kellan Lutz: “Kellan Lutz knows you like the Kellan Lutz crotch shot.”

Kellan Lutz: “Kellan Lutz can pop Kellan Lutz’s hip better than Anne V. Any. Day. Of. The. Week.”

Kellan Lutz: “Kellan Lutz is so sexy when you can’t see Kellan Lutz’s serial killer glare.”

Kellan Lutz: “Deep thoughts by Kellan Lutz.”

Kellan Lutz: “Kellan Lutz tweaked Kellan Lutz’s man-nipples for this shot. Kellan Lutz knows you noticed.”

Kellan Lutz: “In this shot, Kellan Lutz was drooling a little bit because Kellan Lutz was thinking about how this ad campaign will simply add to Kellan Lutz’s enormous fame.”

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